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WORDS OF AN ARTIST

‘The function of muscle is to pull, not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.’
[Leonardo Da Vinci]

FRENCH DRINKING SONG

Pierre Motin (1567-1637)

“Bacchus we thank who gave us wine
Which warms the blood within our veins;
That nectar is itself divine.
The man who drinks not, yet attains
By godly grace to human rank
Would be an ANGEL if he drank.”

The French have always had it right!

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New Walmart wine selections…

12) Chateau Traileur Parc

11) White Trashfindel

10) Big Red Gulp

9) Grape Expectations Domaine Wal-Mart “Merde du Pays”

7) NASCARbernet

6) Chef Boyardeaux

5) Peanut Noir

4) Chateau des Moines

3) I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vinegar!

2) World Championship Riesling

And the # 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine…

1) Nasti Spumante                                                  

                                              Anonymous

RISQUÉ’S ODE TO DR. SEUSS AND CHAMPAGNE

Do you like me,
Cham-I-am.

Yes I love you
Pagne O’cham

You send bubbles up my nose
And makes me twinkle on my toes

Yes I like you
Cham-I-am

Would you like me here or there?
I would love you anywhere

Would you like me it in a flute?
I would love you in a boot
And especially cuz you’re cute!

QUAFFABLE QUIP

CDC Alert

The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert about
a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via
any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK  has been completely eliminated
from your  system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends. If
you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.

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Good wine needs no bush.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
As You Like It, Epilogue.

QUAFFABLE QUIP

“A night without sex is like a meal without wine.

A meal without sex is like a night without wine.

A Meal without wine is like a night without sex.

Sex without wine can still be pretty good.”

                                             Anonymous

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